Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges...

Or tote bags neither...

One of four sets of custom-made badges, all as crap as you remember them in the 70s & 80s

Sorry, I meant to post yesterday, as usual, but I was way too busy pissing about with my AWESOME NEW BADGE MAKING MACHINE. The first results are now on sale in THE OFFICIAL TANK GIRL STORE in “Alan’s Special Seventies Seaside Badge Shop”, and are wilfully obscure, sickeningly nostalgic, and (in my humble reckoning) the very best kind of badges. Here’s the backing card to explain -

There’s four different sets to choose from, and they are all as bonkers as each other.

Also new in the TANK GIRL STORE today, are our new Salvage Tote Bags - 100% recycled cotton, 100% recycled artwork.

Our brand new Ramones-referencing Tote Bags. Suitable for school, work, lunches, and shoplifting.

Right, I’d best be off, I’ve got to make a ton more badges (that, quite possibly, only I find amusing) .

See you after,

Alan XXX